COMPATARIVE RELIGION
Buddhism
Buddhism
If Shit happens, it isn’t really Shit.
Taoism
Shit happens.
Confucianism
Confucius says Shit happens.
Zen
What is the sound of Shit happening?
Hinduism
This Shit has happened before.
Islam
If Shit happens, it is the will of gad.
Protestantism
Let Shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If Shit happens, you deserve it
Agnostticism
What is this Shit?
Atheism
I don’t belive this Shit.
Judaism
Why does this shit happen to us?
Jehovah’s witness
Let me in your house, and I’ll tell you why Shit happens.
Taoism
Shit happens.
Confucianism
Confucius says Shit happens.
Zen
What is the sound of Shit happening?
Hinduism
This Shit has happened before.
Islam
If Shit happens, it is the will of gad.
Protestantism
Let Shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If Shit happens, you deserve it
Agnostticism
What is this Shit?
Atheism
I don’t belive this Shit.
Judaism
Why does this shit happen to us?
Jehovah’s witness
Let me in your house, and I’ll tell you why Shit happens.
2 commentaires:
LoL
"Islam: If Shit happens, it is the will of gad"(sic)
Je ne savais pas que gAd (Elmaleh?) avait ce pouvoir! :)
eh oui tu a encore pleins de choses à decouvrir sur les pouvoirs de la divinitééé : D
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